King of the Monitors!
I'm sure some of you have gotta wonder what I have for these weird Monitors. I just think they're amusing, and would make great T-Shirts. I may one day release some "Call of Compthulu - Fear the 486" shirts when this site eventually has merchandise. I'd buy one... but then since I'm doing the shirts, I guess I'd get one for free. Spiff.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.