#9: Looting is the Name of the Game

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The main job of any adventure game hero is to steal everything they can that looks even partially interesting. Very rarely will you be penalized for having too much stuff, whereas normally if you don't have the exact one ingredient you need to finish some esoteric puzzle, you're royally screwed and have to start the whole damn thing over again.

Such is the way of things.

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.