#7: I am a Pirate King

This Comic's Cast:

Not being a pirate, and really only knowing about the thieves and smugglers of the sea from what I've seen on TV (and the news articles about Somali pirates), I am assuming the call everyone "dog" or "scurvy knave", and that they stab people in the backs all the time.
As his name implies, Smithy likes to sleep under three sheets. Plainly that name could not mean anything else.

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.