#238: He Can't Takes It No More

This Comic's Cast:

I was asked why the Contra dude drew the line at Brains in Jars. Apparently that doesn't seem weird enough for the Contra gusy to blow off.
My response is that it seems plenty weird to me. Plus, it allowed me to sorta riff a little on the character select from Contra: Hard Corps. Whoo.

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.