DSWC Heroes Introduction #3: Hero and Villain
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The dagger and the axe are pretty basic; one flies forward quickly when thrown, the other at an angle, cutting a wide arc. The cross is slower than the dagger, but flies just as true; its power lies in that it flies back after cutting across the screen, hitting enemies twice with a single attack. The holy water is like a grenade, it casts up a flame (or a trail of flames) when it breaks upon the ground.
But the stopwatch, it is a passive item, freezing everything on screen -- well, freezing everything except some bosses. It doesn't damage anything, but it can get a hero out of some scrapes. That said, it's the least useful, and most incongruous, of the vampire hunter's items.
And in case you didn't know, when playing a competitive game online, teabagging is the act of standing over a downed opponent and crouching-the-standing a few times to "simulate" the act of teabagging (which, if you don't know what it is, maybe it's best if you go look it up -- maybe just not on Google).
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.