Alternate Takes for #1780

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As sometimes happens I occasionally think up a lot of different jokes for a single comic. Occasionally I can use those jokes in other comics, but sometimes I don't have an easy outlet for the jokes and I just have to make an "Alternate Takes" comic. This is one of those instances and while not at all necessary, I do like the jokes.

Dracula really does have a lot of running water in his castle, especially surprising since vampires hate running water.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.