This Comic's Cast:

Now, unlike the rest of these comics I've done recently, this one totally feels like it's about the title character. This comic is so Shaft, through and through.
I like how Shaft is able to invert the conversation so he sounds like he's in the right. It's the rest of the world that's fucked up -- Shaft is obviously the good guy (at least in his head).

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.