#260: The Old Man's Other Tale Part 2
So the mayor's daughter is like the village bicycle. Huh. Well, one could assume that from how easily she falls into bed with a random guy at a bar.

I'm amused at the various awful pickup lines the guy tries to use. The fact that it actually works is what we, in the industry, like to call "comedy".
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.