#166: The Geezer and the Bard Part 4

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So, yes, I did all kinds of research for this portion of the story. The Bard has to talk like he knows what's going on.

Mostly, though, it's nice just to ruthlessly mock the original game. "To get here to have to get this, that, and those, but to get this, you have to get these, and those things, and then once you have this, you can try for that, but that also requires..."


When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.