This Comic's Cast:

They're not cowards, and they're not running from a winnable fight. They're just not liking the odds of the fight before them (because, come on, acid and eggs and all that, that's pretty scary).

I mean, we've all seen the Alien movies. Would you want to take them on in a fight?
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.