It's always one more thing on top of another. Poor guy.

Admittedly, the incubation period for these aliens is much faster than in the actual Aliens series. It should take a couple of days, but here it's a few minutes. We'll just factor it to different breeds of aliens and handwave the issues away.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.