This Comic's Cast:

Oooh! Twist time. I feel like M. Night Shamaylan should come out and go "what a twist!" But then, I'd need to use him every five comics or so since that man has abused the term "twist" so much that the very act of having a twist in a story has lost almost all meaning.

Damn you, M. Night.

We'll discuss what's going on here soon.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.