My first question, really, is what possessed Death to try selling Amway the first time?

When I sat down to write what company the villainesses could open, all I could think of was either to make it really absurd, or to so this, where they can rely on their skills. I went with this, but part of me would have liked to follow up the absurd idea. Maybe Succubus and Medusa would have opened a cupcake shop.

Could have done a Cooking Mama riff...

No clue what Afterlife Insurance would do, but Mummy was damned intrigued.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.