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Dracula does have a pretty good setup. Show up, try to take over the world, fight off heroes. If he fails, he gets to try again at some point (sometimes pretty quickly), and if he wins, he gets to rule the world.

Really, it's a win-win. There's almost no downside, especially since he's already near-immortal. One way or another he can outlast every hero and, presumably, one day finally rule the Earth.

Of course, it might just be him and the cockroaches by then. I wonder if roaches would care for Dracula's reign. Maybe they'll send a little roach-hero after him...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.