This Comic's Cast:

Well, it does make sense. That Passion of the Christ movie showed there were all kinds of weapons and torture bits used on him.

Not that I watched the movie, but I did see the trailer. Being somewhere between Jewish and non-religious, I found little need to actually watch Jesus Torture Porn.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.