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Oh, how often I stated, back in the day "this game cheats!" The game almost never cheated (except in those instances where you attack an enemy, and the hit detection never tracked it, even though your fireball went right THROUGH the damn enemy -- the NES was famous for shit like that). I just sucked at the games.

Catharsis, here. That's what that is.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.