This Comic's Cast:

This is the thing about adventure games: you never know when yet another quest thread will crop up. Of course, there were what, 7 or 8 random items that Darkmoon had to collect. There are plenty of quest threads to keep up with.

Maybe we should start taking notes.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.