#8: Limited Programming

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The items on the list are, of course, completely arbitrary and having no real bearing on what you'd expect a spell to require. The rubies could imply a fire spell, but there's also the chance it's a holy spell (the feather) or a dark spell (blood)... but then maybe it's an illusion (play of light on the rubies) or...

Who the hell really knows. Spells require stupid ingredients. It's not as if the stuff you normally had to collect in an adventure game made sense until you had them all together and saw how stuff played.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.