This Comic's Cast:

Were it a noir story, the detective would spent a long time search for the truth sorting through the lies to get to the meat of the story. No one could be trusted, everyone would be out to kill him. There would be murder, betrayal...

It would be awesome.

This story is good to, but it's pretty much the opposite of everything I just listed off.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.