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Frankie and Mummy have a lot of these kinds of arguments. Mummy is quite touchy when it comes to perceived slights against his nature and his "disabilities".

I like trying to write their conversations in such a way so as to reveal as much as I can about what Mummy said without actually having Frankie just repeat his words verbatim. I don't always succeed as well as I'd like, but it's what I try for.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.