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As much as the "obvious applications" sound obvious, there's a matter of physical constraints. How would you put it to good use? Is it an active activity for the user, or passive, where the golem performs the work? If so, how do you stop it once it started?

My mind is wandering to perverse areas no mind should wander towards. Moving on...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.