This Comic's Cast:

*drum riff*

And so we skip ahead an indeterminate number of years. I could have done something like "five years later" (or however long), but I just wanted to skip ahead and figure everyone would just figure it out.

Hopefully you did.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.