And he didn't even leave a note saying he was out for the season. What a jerk.

Although maybe he's off delivering presents. Note to all the kiddies out there: don't open any presents from Dracula-Claus.
 
Delta Pangaea
2014-12-22 05:48:07 
What kinda presents would Count Santula deliver, anyway? Super Fighting Axe Armour Action Figures? With real Axe Throwing Action?
Mike Finkelstein
2014-12-23 00:04:52 
While the seems more accurate, knowing my world it would probably just be inappropriately erotic.
    

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