This Comic's Cast:

Chanukah comes early in 2013. It starts the same day as Thanksgiving. This apparently only happens once every 8000 years, so, you know, human civilization sees this quite frequently...

Turkeys can be kosher if they're blooded. Not exactly a fun process for the turkeys.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.