This Comic's Cast:

I'll only lightly touch upon that fact that Link carries too much crap, as I've talked about that in several places before. But, yes, it does amaze me that the guy can swim, what with all the swords, boomerangs, arrows, bombs, and everything else he carries. And he doesn't carry a pouch! Plus, the one that I really find funny: he has iron boots so he can sink underwater, but if he takes them off -- and is still carrying them -- he floats. Physics be damned!
Virgin heart is (actually quite ironically) Dracula's from Symphony of the Night.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.