This Comic's Cast:

No girl wants to be compared to an older, over-weight, big-chinned individual. It's like comparing a woman to Jaba the Hutt, or one of the Baldwins. Just don't do it.
As some may have noticed, at this point the schtick has become a full plotline.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.