This Comic's Cast:

It was always a toss up as to if I played the Warrior or the Valkyrie. He was stronger offensively, but she had a bit more speed. No one I know ever played the elf unless he was the only player available. Elf sucks.
Actually, I find that's pretty much a rule for everything. Elves blow. All prissy and "look at me, I'm pretty and I love trees." Poncey little buggers.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.