This Comic's Cast:

I can't say that I've ever read the book, but I know there was quite the uproar when it came out, and when the movie was released, and there probably will be when the inevitable comic book run comes along. "Comics are for children and this book is blasphemous... someone is targeting our children! Angst!"
Parents are nothing if not predictably fearful of that which they don't understand.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.