This Comic's Cast:

My wife controls the day planner, so I know she got in inspiration for the punchline from our day-to-day lives.
"Honey, did you remember to blah blah?"
"Why would I? You have the calendar."
"But I told you to do that a couple of days ago."
"That was a couple of days ago. I can barely remember what I ate for breakfast, and you're relying on me to remember plans? Who's folly was that?"

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.