So there we go: the new guy is Gabriel Belmont. You didn't really think I'd let something like Konami rebooting the universe go by without any kind of comment, did you? I mean, really -- rebooting the Castlevania universe is my shtick.

I guess that means they read my comic...

 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.