This Comic's Cast:

I think it's the car. That car is a bad influence on anyone that owns it. Just look at Bowser -- he's a bad, bad man and it's all because of that car.

It's a level 3 cursed item. Quick, don't touch it before you fall under it's sway.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.