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Remember, the Heroes Guild was taken from Hanz by Link and the Final Fantasy characters, and they wouldn't let Hanz back in. Plainly that was the best idea, since even Blacula seems more heroic now.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.