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See, we all knew Hanz would be back eventually. And, damn, is that car strong.

But, then, those bowling balls could one-hit kill little Mario. Of course, everything could one-hit kill Mario. Some stuff, like the spike pillars and lava, could kill him no matter his size. So... maybe the bowling balls aren't that impressive.
 
DeltaPangaea
2015-12-07 00:59:22 
Darnit, Mike. Hanz did something heroic! What have you done?! YOU'VE BROKEN THE CURSE!
Mike Finkelstein
2015-12-07 01:23:02 
I'm sure he did it for selfish reason. ;)
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.