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Cornell does have a point. He has an animal side, so he's keenly aware of diseases and issues the other heroes are not.

That said, Link is a zombie. He can't catch anything since he's protected from all other diseases by his zombie plague. Handy, that.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.