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Bowser's ride is pretty fun. It's also weird, considering he never had a clown fetish before Super Mario World (that I can remember from the games). And yet, after this, the clown ride has shown up time and again. Baby Bowser currently rides around in a version of it...

Maybe Bowser had that kid and decided to get the clown thing to entertain him. Huh...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.