This Comic's Cast:

Hanz will never be taken seriously. Ever.

Now, the ears do twitch when Mario uses them to glide. However, normally they face in opposite directions on his head. CVRPG sprites, though, are more detailed than Game Boy sprites, so putting the ears in both directions just looked weird. Instead, I have them face forward when Hanz does.

Man, that pink is ridiculous...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.