This Comic's Cast:

I tried very hard not to make another dildo joke in one of these. I only just skated by since I did use a detachable penis. I really don't know why I keep revisit that well in these comics.

I think I have a problem.

It is a song from Kill Missile, though, so there is that.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.