This Comic's Cast:

You didn't really think I was just going to let that Gorilla Alien wander around for the next 100 comics or so, did you? This way we can get a fight, and, in the process, actually use the alien in such a way that he doesn't look completely ridiculous.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.