This Comic's Cast:

Cornell is floating, not running. I know it doesn't look it, but he's floating, very quickly, over the ground a few inches above the surface. If he even caught an uneven brick in the floor, it would lead to hilarious, slapstick comedy.
Yet again, missed opportunity.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.