This Comic's Cast:

Richter will, of course, need all the regular items a hero can get from the shops in town. Orbs and crystals and garlic.
Cornell would need his booze. Without his booze to fling he'd have to move, and plainly I can never let that happen. Never.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.