This Comic's Cast:

Well, really, when it's just you and there's no one to play off of with lines, there's only so many things you can say.
And when it comes to this comic, more than a few of those options are going to end up radically creepy.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.