This Comic's Cast:

Now is not the time for real heroics, Richter. That time was... oh... about 413 comics or so back. Now is the time for you to be yourself. If you start changing gears on us, we won't know what to expect. It'll actually be like this is a serious, sophisticated comic.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.