This Comic's Cast:

It's a question many of us have asked ourselves as we played Mario Party. MP is fun in small doses, but games can, sometimes, go on too long, and after a while you just get tired of running around a board bitching at the special star square for being so far out of the way.
Bastard Star, always mocking me with his bushy 70s porn 'stache.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.