A girl's gotta have her standards.
I can't have been the only one to think that when Princess promised Mario that she'd "bake him a cake" it was a euphemism for sex. True, I have a dirty mind, but still.
It coulda been like in that third season episode of Buffy where "baking a cake" meant something else altogether, but I doubt it.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.