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It is true. If Richter has enough hearts on hand, he can crash any item. The only limit is keys. If he's carrying a key, he'll try to crash it... but then just end up confused (with little question marks over his head).
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.