This Comic's Cast:

Yes, I just dunked Richter into the drink. Again. Bwahaha.
I dunno which hero I would have stolen for a major series instead of Richter. Maybe Crono. His macho silence could be workable. Only issue is Chrono is used by everyone... as is Mario, Mega Man, Sonic, and the entire cast of Final Fantasy.
Maybe Solar Jetman...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.