You know, I'm sure someone out there actually can play Marble Madness. In theory the game is a weird, fun little diversion. And then you get to the second level, and realize just how sadistic the game can get. And then, if you manage to finally figure out a way to get past the second level, it only gets worse from there.
So, as I stated original, I'm sure someone out there actually can play Marble Madness. I just think, after figuring that out, they managed to successfully phase their body into a land of mappiness and unicorns.
In other words, yes, I doubt anyone actually exists.
 
GrumpyBear
2015-08-21 18:42:04 
I was actually pretty good at this game back in the day. Haven't played it in...cripes, is it 20 years now? I feel old.
    

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