So there's the online massively multiplayer game called Urban Dead. It's kinda like the Facebook games you see now, where your character has a certain amount of points he can use each day, and after he uses them all up he has to wait around to recharge. It's a fun little game, and it's still going strong all these many years later.
This is a parody of one screen from the game, right where you encounter a Zombie. It's kinda text adventure like, and, far as I've seen in game, zombies won't actually eat your face.
But what a cool feature that would be if they did.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.