This Comic's Cast:

This is one of those times where you have to use the universe to your advantage. It's not unlike the Gary Shandling show, where he states right out that the show was a show and he was going to break the 4th wall in creative ways to get around his daily life. Same kind of idea.
Of course, the reason to do this was I was out of material for the plotline, and I didn't want to finish it, so I cheaped out. For the win.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.