Really, how does he do a lot of things? He never seems to take that outfit off, so those claws are on all the time. Eating must be hard, and sleeping would be damn uncomfortable.

Oooh, and using the restroom would be an exercise in very careful hand motions. Damn.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.